Southern girl now living in rainy Portland, OR. When I’m not working, you can find me watching horrible reality television with my deaf dog Rosie aka Potato. Aside from putting celebrities heads on religious figures, my top interests are: coffee, obscure pop-culture references, and puns (in that order). I like candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach. If you are looking for a good time send me a special message. More importantly, if you like what I am bringing to the table; drop me a line by filling out the form below.